Oh what to do
What to do
The ex is pissed with me (again)
What else is new
I filled out the papers
Mailed then in...twice
Government takes their sweet time
So everything was all nice
Now I'M playing games
His requirements were all met
Shock in the mail
He starts making threats
Won't hear, won't listen
I did nothing wrong
Just filled out the papers
But it's the same old song
He lost everything
Walked away with a "Shit Small" buyout
The victimized matyr
From the hilltops he will shout
Scream all you want
Make threats to cover the fear
Between you and the Government
Despite what everyone else will hear
Call your lawyer
Outraged with all that sass
When all is said and done
You're going to look like an ASS
