It hurts to be beautiful -
And takes a while too!!
God watches over
Fools and Children
In this house
We have BOTH!!!
Just because I'm paranoid
Doesn't mean they're not out to get me
Work with what you've got
Not with what you want
If life hands you lemons
Sling em back and add a few of your own
Child- "Let me guess....I'm smarter than that."
Parent- "No....you're not that dumb!!!"
I wish I was a glow worm
A glow worms never glum
Cuz how can you be grumpy
When a light shines out your bum
